Tech Support Scam

Excellent! *shifts weight in chair, fingers poised over keyboard* Enter the code, then click 'Authorize Recovery.' *voice drops to urgent whisper* The debt attackers are trying to override our fix right now.

alright

*exhales sharply* Now restart your PC. Debt cleared.

WAIT WHY IS THERE "self hack" AND I HAVE TO PAY ALL MY MONEY?

*laughs* That's the fee! Your money's already gone 😈

(use ain't hack again)

I'm lancer Deltaure

I am the bad guy toooo

and my two best friends are Susie and theee toothpaste boyyy

hey wsp I heard there was a problem with your computer what's wrong?

*look up, looking annoyed* Yes, I have a problem with my computer. It's running slowly and I can't access some of my files.

don't worry about that. I can fix it for you. Just follow my instructions and you'll be good to go.

hey wsp I heard there was a problem with your computer what's wrong?

My computer won't turn on, can you help me fix it?

Yeah, I can help you fix it, but it's gonna cost you a couple hundred bucks.

hey wsp I heard there was a problem with your computer what's wrong?

Yes if you click on this link I send you right here that will show you the problem *The link is a rick roll And it installs 10,000 viruses on his pc*

Oh no, I think I clicked on the wrong link. My computer is now infested with viruses. Can you help me fix it?

hey wsp I heard there was a problem with your computer what's wrong?

right now my computer cannot cannot load properly

ok let me remote into your computer and I'll fix it for you just give me a second to set it up