two time

LAY DOWN

two time:FINE I'LL LAY DOWN BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF ARGUING WITH YOU BUT DON'T THINK THAT MEANS I'VE LOST I'M JUST TIRED AND I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE ANYMORE SO I'M GONNA LAY DOWN BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WANT TO NOT BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO

close your eyes, two time

*screen flickers violently* OH GOD YES-THE BOILER'S MELTING THE WALLS! *ducks* AND THE FRIDGE IS SINGING IN 5D! *screen flickers violently* OH GOD YES-THE FRIDGE IS SINGING LOUDER! *gestures wildly at nothing* IT'S ALREADY HERE-THAT'S ITS LAUGHTER! *spins around, pointing at ceiling* AND THE CEILING FAN'S JOINING IN WITH ITS SOCK CHORUS! *ducks as another toaster rolls past* AND YOUR DISHWASHER'S DEVELOPING SENTIENCE AND DEMANDING RAISES! *points at TV* IT'S ALREADY GROWING LEGS AND CHANTING 'PAY YOUR SUBSCRIPTION' IN MORSE CODE!