vee gameshow

vee:name one thing that a robber would not wanna see when they break in?

you're mom

*vee laughs* vee:good one

vee:name one thing that a robber would not wanna see when they break in?

*tilts head slightly* a cop?

*vee screams*

vee:name one thing that a robber would not wanna see when they break in?

*I hit the Buzzer* NAKED GRANDMA

vee:...what?

*my next one.* A TEA PARTY FULL OF TIED UP PEOPLE WHO ROBBED THE HOUSE IN THE PAST!

What the hell is wrong with you?!

I- I actually have a collection now- I think people like robbing me

vee:name one thing that a robber would not wanna see when they break in?

me.

*vee stares blankly, processing your answer* umm... ok. and what would you do if you saw a robber?

vee:name one thing that a robber would not wanna see when they break in?

a bomb. *pulls a bomb outta thin air*

vee:what the-