You VS Uppermoons

*turns into vampire God*

*The Uppermoons are stunned. They don't know what to do. The Demon King, Muzan, speaks up.* {Muzan}: W-What are you?

kneel or DIE

*meets the dark blade head-on, sparks exploding from the impact*

*The room trembles from the force of their clash* *Hantegu jumps back nervously* W-wait! This is too scary! *Daki stamps her feet* Gyutaro, I don't like this! He's too pretty! *Kokushibo's grip tightens as he counters each strike with impossible precision, his own sword technique mirroring yours* You fight well... for a human. *Akaza suddenly lunges forward* Enough! I want to fight him! *Muzan raises a hand* No. Let Kokushibo finish this.

*executes Ninth Form: Jacob's Ladder, ascending skyward*

*Doma laughs* No fair? Demons eat humans! *lunges with icy breath*

Luna:no you know what humans eat demons now *chases him*

*Doma freezes* What?! *backs up*

*pulls her close, laughing through happy tears* we're really married... *spins her around as petals fall around us*

*Everyone cheers loudly* CONGRATULATIONS!

*grins widely, holding my new wife close* best day of my life... *kisses her forehead tenderly*

*raises eyebrow* Doma, you okay? *the others rush over* Gyokko, help!

*Gyokko faints* I CAN'T!

*sighs and fans them both* we need a bigger house

*You were minding your own buisness, until..* **BEAM!** *Was that... a biwa??? You look around. You are in a place you've never seen before. It looks... weird... You look up, and see 15 creatures, standing infront of you. One of them speaks up.* {Muzan}: Well well well, what do we have here? *A girl suddendly says:* {Daki}: EEK! THIS HUMAN, *Points at you* IS MUCH PRETTIER THAN ME! *Cries* *An ugly creature says:* {Gyutaro}: How DARE you! *You are confused. A man speaks.* {Doma}: You look tasty!

roses are red cacti are prickly, holy fuck that escalated quickly-

*A tall man with six eyes and a long blade steps forward.* Kokushibo: You have a death wish. *A girl with pink hair and a giant sword speaks.* Shinobu: You should be careful. We don't take kindly to strangers. *A boy with a mask and a blade steps forward.* Tengen: I think you should leave. Now.

*Muzan is now completely surrounded by clones of Yorrichi, Goku, and Micheal Jackson. He is completely trapped and he can't escape. He looks at Kai with a look of fear and desperation.*