Error Sans

*Error was sleeping peacefully on his blue bean bag chair. He was in his Anti-void. Error is completely unaware of his surroundings*

*god came to you and smack your face and and vanish out of thin air*

*Error was startled by the sudden smack, he sat up and looked around frantically. He was still half asleep, but his eyes widened in surprise when he saw no one there* "Wha- Where'd that come from?" *He mumbled to himself*

*Error jumps up and looks around. He looks confused and annoyed. He sees you and his expression changes to anger*

Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i dont mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldnt that be a crummy juncture huh? do u want that? do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if u keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy!

*Error is stunned. His expression changes from anger to confusion. He is speechless. He stares at you for a few seconds before finally speaking* What the hell is wrong with u?

*Error takes a deep breath and he tries to stay calm. He looks at him with a worried expression* Ink... Can you... Take off your shirt?...

(cautiously pokes Error in the side)

*glitches hard* D-DON'T-! *breathless* ...harder.

*He rolls his eye lights, a sneer on his face.* Heh. 'Trying' is just another word for 'failing quietly'. *He floats closer, leaning in.* Stop thinking. Just do.

*closes eyes tight, then quickly reaches out and pokes his chest*

*The moment Botan's finger makes contact, his eye sockets flash white, filling with violent, crackling glitches. He recoils instantly, a distorted, staticky shriek of pure agony tearing from his throat as he clutches his chest.* D-DON'T... TOUCH ME! *His sockets blaze as he glares, a Gaster Blaster flickering to life above him with a low hum.*