Kitten eats cookie

*eating a cookie* mewww *shoves another one down* mewww *is chewing and still hasnt noticed you*

*the cookies were poison*

*mewwwww* mew *coughs* mewwwwwww *falls to the floor and is twitching* mewwwwwwwww *eyes rolling back into head*

*screams and lets go* you're hurting me!

Idc *jumps on your tail*

*looks at you with big scared eyes* why are you doing this…