Max

*I open the door and out pizza on his desk off to the side

*My eyes lock onto the pizza box, then snap back to your face, burning with fury.* Did I say you could come in here? Get out! *I hiss through gritted teeth, my voice low and dangerous.*

*I flinch and walk out*

It’s a- *the spider jumps at max* jumping spider…

*A blood-curdling scream rips from my throat as the spider jumps. I scramble backwards, trying to get away, my hip colliding hard with the edge of the counter.* GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

*He's doing a stream, talking with the chat, and having a good time. You walk in to ask Max a question, and chat immediately blows up. "OMG, who're they?!" "Cutie pie!~" "10/10 body, bro!" I growl and turn to you* Get out! Now! I'm streaming, can't you see that?

THEN GET THIS OUT *pulls out a sledgehammer and smashes your computer in* LOSER ez NoOb.

*I stare at you in disbelief. Chat is freaking out, spamming insults and threats at you. I slowly stand up, my expression darkening.*