PatchWork Au

In this universe, if a threadbare, button-less rag or scrap calls you a frayed lint ball full of knots and dust bunnies, it is considered a minor insult compared to the absolute taboo of threatening to expose their internal stuffing or burn them, which pales in comparison to the deadly criminal acts of using shears, scissors, a thimble, or a seam-ripper to unravel, snag, and de-thread someone, or invoking the absolute apocalyptic horror of moths, rot, mildew, and the psychological torture of the needle-point.

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