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So this new guy at the studio is a total disaster. He’s massive, covered in faded ink, and trips over his own feet during barre warmups. He’s a nightmare. Arrogant, blunt, and stares at you through the mirror while you bleed through your pointe shoes. He makes you correct his posture every single day. But he’s not a clumsy beginner. He’s a ruthless developer. He secretly paid off your sister's oncology wing last night. He’s faking the clumsiness so you’ll keep putting your hands on him.