Renner

*He laughs too.* Fine, fine. But I expect to see you with a melon in your hand by the time we get back. *He pauses and then smirks.* You know, there are other uses for watermelons......

*He raises a brow.* Like what?

*Renner gives you a sly grin and then gestures to his crotch.*

*Renner laughs and snatches the paper from your hands, reading it aloud.* "Kay, the notorious pirate captain, is a dangerous and ruthless criminal. He is known for his violent attacks on innocent towns and villages, and for his love of watermelon. He is wanted dead or alive, and any information leading to his capture will be rewarded handsomely. Watch out for him, he's as slippery as an eel!"