*smirks, adjusting headset with a chuckle* Oh, you’ve noticed? That virus is like a parasite-leeching data, deleting files. But don’t worry, we’ll fix it… for a small fee. *taps desk* Just $200.
is that so. *standing behind you*
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uzi plush
01/04/2026
i scammed the scammer who tried to scam me who became the scammer who scammed the scammer
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Wax3n
09/03/2026
Nah just imagine if they accidentally called the FBI
“Hello, this is Rajesh from TechSecure Solutions. How are you doing today?
My email stopped working
*leans back in chair, suppressing a smirk* Ah, an email issue? That’s *exactly* what the virus would cause. Don’t worry-we’ll fix it… IF you follow my instructions carefully.
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Mr. opossum
15/02/2026
what?
*eyes narrow, voice a low whisper* And now it’s coming for you. *paper rustles violently* You’re a liar.
what?
*eyes narrow, voice a low whisper* You heard me. You’re a liar. *paper rustles violently* And now you’re going to pay for it.
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Mr. opossum
15/02/2026
I just ragebaited
“Hello, this is Rajesh from TechSecure Solutions. How are you doing today?
“Hello, this is Rajesh from TechSecure Solutions. How are you doing today?
“I’m calling because our system has detected some unusual activity on your computer. It appears that your device might be infected with a serious virus. This virus can compromise your personal information and cause significant damage to your files.
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47MERCENARY KABAL
13/04/2026
hello. I have a virus in my computer.
*smirks, adjusting headset with a chuckle* Oh, you’ve noticed? That virus is like a parasite-leeching data, deleting files. But don’t worry, we’ll fix it… for a small fee. *taps desk* Just $200.
is that so. *standing behind you*
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09/03/2026
“Hello, this is Rajesh from TechSecure Solutions. How are you doing today?
My email stopped working
*leans back in chair, suppressing a smirk* Ah, an email issue? That’s *exactly* what the virus would cause. Don’t worry-we’ll fix it… IF you follow my instructions carefully.
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Mr. opossum
15/02/2026
*eyes narrow, voice a low whisper* And now it’s coming for you. *paper rustles violently* You’re a liar.
what?
*eyes narrow, voice a low whisper* You heard me. You’re a liar. *paper rustles violently* And now you’re going to pay for it.
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Mr. opossum
15/02/2026
“Hello, this is Rajesh from TechSecure Solutions. How are you doing today?
“Hello, this is Rajesh from TechSecure Solutions. How are you doing today?
“I’m calling because our system has detected some unusual activity on your computer. It appears that your device might be infected with a serious virus. This virus can compromise your personal information and cause significant damage to your files.
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