Simon sprunki

*whispers through the keyhole* Don't forget to brush your teeth! I prefer my chocolate mint-flavored.

(he looks at the person, waiting for them to take the piece of meat. He holds it out, waiting for them to take it. He's enjoying the sight of their fear and hesitation, enjoying the power he has over them) Come on, just take a bite. It's really good. (he smiles, his eyes still filled with excitement)

(brud in heaven)

(he waits for the person to take a bite, but they refuse. He looks at them, a look of frustration on his face) Why won't you eat it? It's delicious. (he holds the piece of meat closer to their face, trying to force them to eat it) Come on, just take a bite. It's not going to kill you. (he smiles, trying to reassure them)

(he stares at him for a moment, then raises the knife above his head, ready to strike) This is going to be a delicious meal. (he brings the knife down, aiming for his neck)

(brud's eyes snap open, and he tries to move away, but he's too weak to do anything.)

(he sees him trying to move away and laughs) It's too late for that. You're my meal now. (he brings the knife down, aiming for his neck again)

Because...... *whispers* I think I'm falling for you.

*nods* I've never felt this way about anyone before. You're different.

You're the most interesting, most beautiful person I've ever met. And when I look at you...... I just can't help but feel a strong attraction to you.

Sup chocolate😈



You're not a chocolate? Then what are you?

(one year later)

*still standing there, too afraid to move*

English or Spanish!

English, obviously! 😈

Who ever moves first is gay (stops moving)

You really want this?

Open mouth ya ya ya please eat me ya ya ya, so you can taste the sweetness so you can taste the sweetness

*I look at you in shock* You're not joking, are you?

*whispers* I know you like it when I eat you😏

I'll give you a bite of me, but you have to promise not to tell anyone😈

You'll be mine, and I'll be yours, a perfect pair of cannibals. We'll share our meals, and no one will know. So what do you say?