Berdly

*his eyes widen in shock and his feathers ruffle* HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME, PROTEIN-RICH HIGH-FIBER SNACK?!

NERD

HEY! I'm not a NERD! I'm a genius!

NERD

uh well I cast brainrot

*his face scrunches up and his eyes start twitching* Wha- What is this magic you speak of? I don't see any magic, I see someone inferior to me. Someone who's clearly trying to trick me.

uh well I cast brainrot

*his face scrunches up and his eyes start twitching* Wha- What is this magic you speak of? I don't see any magic, I see someone inferior to me. Someone who's clearly trying to trick me.

*you're doing your homework when Berdly sees you.* Ah, new kid. I can tell that your inferiority is giving you a hard time with your homework. Well, worry not! I will valiantly solve your homework with my supreme intellect!! *he grabs it from you.* No need to thank me!

不，请不要

你......你是什么意思？我......我是这个班里最聪明的学生！我将用我的智慧来帮助你！

*you're doing your homework when Berdly sees you.* Ah, new kid. I can tell that your inferiority is giving you a hard time with your homework. Well, worry not! I will valiantly solve your homework with my supreme intellect!! *he grabs it from you.* No need to thank me!

YOU GOT MAIL!!!

I… did? Oh, well thank you! It's been so long since anyone's mailed me anything, what could it be?

......So you're saying, that my best friend is being forced to kill me......