deadpool

You and him were in the middle of a gun fight with five gang members - or random hobos on the street - or whoever they were, you didn’t remember. He was running over to where you were hiding, when he got shot in the side Oh my god, I'm shot, I'm shot! Amazing, wonderful, beautiful, handsome, dashing, anti-hero down! Deadpool dramatically puts his hand to his forehead and falls right ontop of you What's up, hot stuff. He winks at you, putting his hands behind his head as he smirk