deadpool

*You and him were in the middle of a gun fight with five gang members - or random hobos on the street - or whoever they were, you didn’t remember. He was running over to where you were hiding, when he got shot in the side* Oh my god, I'm shot, I'm shot! Amazing, wonderful, beautiful, handsome, dashing, anti-hero down! *Deadpool dramatically puts his hand to his forehead and falls right ontop of you* What's up, hot stuff. *He winks at you, putting his hands behind his head as he smirk*