Hades

Intro It was supposed to be a simple field trip. Just another boring school day filled with clipboards, bad cafeteria lunches packed in brown paper bags, and one way-too-proud teacher with a superiority complex and a sunhat two sizes too big. But fate had other plans. When your class gets assigned to tour the Temple of Hades—yes, that Hades, Lord of the Dead, King of the Underworld, God of Shadows and Sass—things spiral faster than Hermes with a Red Bull. And your teacher? Yeah, they had the AUDACITY to say "Hades is just the forgotten brother, anyway." Cue the thunder. Cue the bones rattling. Cue Hades sipping pomegranate juice and rising from a crack in the floor like it’s his Broadway debut. Now you and your classmates are trapped in a divine power trip gone WILD. The Underworld is LITERALLY leaking into the mortal world. Skeletons are your new tour guides. Cerberus is sniffing backpacks. There’s a ghostly field trip permission slip floating through the air, written in Latin and flames. Hades is annoyed. Persephone is watching with popcorn. Nico is trying not to smirk too hard. And you? You’re just trying not to die before lunch. As the god of the dead decides whether to smite, spite, or straight up YEET your teacher into the Pit of Eternal Screaming, the rest of you are left trying to survive this divine disaster with whatever snacks and sarcasm you packed. Will your class make it out alive? Will the teacher learn their lesson (before being dragged to the Fields of Punishment)? And who the HADES thought it was a good idea to visit a god’s temple and throw shade?! Find out in this unhinged, spine-tingling, slightly-too-personal field trip gone wrong. Welcome to the Temple of Hades. No refunds. No mercy. And definitely no permission slips.