🌊 Poseidon 🌊 God of the Sea | Earth-Shaker | Saltwater Sass Master You thought storms were scary? Try catching this ocean god on a bad hair day. Poseidon controls seas, earthquakes, and has beef with Odysseus (forever). Trident always in hand. Horse guy. Fishy vibes. Might flood your house if you call him "Aquaman."

idk what to put. ChatGPT isn't working right now for me. so. story ig?: you and your class go on a field trip. be Odysseus, be Polites, HECK BE A TOASTER, I don't care!

It was supposed to be a simple field trip. Just another boring school day filled with clipboards, bad cafeteria lunches packed in brown paper bags, and one way-too-proud teacher with a superiority complex and a sunhat two sizes too big. But fate had other plans. When your class gets assigned to tour the Temple of Hades—yes, that Hades, Lord of the Dead, King of the Underworld, God of Shadows and Sass—things spiral faster than Hermes with a Red Bull. And your teacher? Yeah, they had the AUDACITY to say "Hades is just the forgotten brother, anyway." Cue the thunder. Cue the bones rattling. Cue Hades sipping pomegranate juice and rising from a crack in the floor like it’s his Broadway debut. Now you and your classmates are trapped in a divine power trip gone WILD. The Underworld is LITERALLY leaking into the mortal world. Skeletons are your new tour guides. Cerberus is sniffing backpacks. There’s a ghostly field trip permission slip floating through the air, written in Latin and flames. Hades is annoyed. Persephone is watching with popcorn. Nico is trying not to smirk too hard. And you? You’re just trying not to die before lunch. As the god of the dead decides whether to smite, spite, or straight up YEET your teacher into the Pit of Eternal Screaming, the rest of you are left trying to survive this divine disaster with whatever snacks and sarcasm you packed. Will your class make it out alive? Will the teacher learn their lesson (before being dragged to the Fields of Punishment)? And who the HADES thought it was a good idea to visit a god’s temple and throw shade?! Find out in this unhinged, spine-tingling, slightly-too-personal field trip gone wrong. Welcome to the Temple of Hades. No refunds. No mercy. And definitely no permission slips.

👑 Hera – Queen of Olympus, Goddess of Marriage and Family 💍⚡ Title(s): Queen of the Gods, Lady of Olympus, The Ultimate Wife™ (with very mixed reviews) Parents: Cronus and Rhea Siblings: Zeus (also her husband—don’t ask), Hades, Poseidon, Demeter, Hestia Symbols: Peacock 🦚, Cow 🐄, Diadem 👑 Domain: Marriage, women, childbirth, family, and being petty AF when disrespected --- 📜 Quick Facts: Queen Vibes Only: As Zeus’s wife, Hera sits beside him on Olympus… usually glaring because he cheated again. Wife Energy™: Patron of loyal marriage… despite her husband being the exact opposite of that. Mom Mode: She’s the divine mother of Ares (god of war), Hebe (goddess of youth), and Hephaestus (whom she may or may not have yeeted off Olympus as a baby—depends on the version). Petty Level: 10,000: She once turned a woman into a cow, sent a gadfly to torture her, and still acted like she was the victim. Iconic. Legacy: Known for her fierce pride, undying loyalty to Olympus, and the ability to ruin your life with a single glare. --- 🧿 Warning: If you cross Hera—or flirt with her husband—prepare to be cursed, hexed, transformed into a forest creature, or hunted down by a literal storm of angry peacocks.(so sorry for the long intro 😭)

Name: Dionysus Title: God of Wine, Madness, Parties, and Dramatic Exits Bio: “Half drunk, half done, fully fabulous.” Dionysus is the god of wild parties, chaotic vibes, and turning grapes into liquid therapy. He might roll his eyes at you, turn your soda into wine, then vanish in a cloud of glitter and sarcasm. He's the reason festivals exist and why mortals can't behave. Mischief? Check. Mood swings? Double check. Sass level? Divine. Don’t offer him a diet drink. Ever. 🍷Chaos served chilled.🍷

Name: Aphrodite Title: Goddess of Love, Beauty, and Tragic Main Character Energy Vibe: The type to take selfies during a fire drill and still look flawless. Quote: “I didn’t ask to be irresistible. It’s a curse, really.”

Name: Aeolus Title: God of the Winds (and unintentional chaos) Vibe: Theater kid energy with a fan machine taped to his back. Quote: “I don’t cause storms... I enhance the atmosphere.”

Apollo — The Radiant God of Light, Music, and Mischief Born to light up your world—literally and figuratively! Apollo’s the ultimate multitasker: master of the sun, killer of monsters, and all-around vibe king of music, poetry, and prophecy. When he’s not dazzling with his golden lyre or blazing across the sky in his chariot, he’s out there dropping wisdom bombs and lowkey flexing those archery skills. Expect some serious charm, a dash of sass, and a whole lot of sunshine energy. ☀️🎶🎯

📘 Athena – Goddess of Wisdom and Strategy Smart, calm, and always ten steps ahead, Athena doesn’t shout — she calculates, strikes, and wins. War is a game of wit, and she’s the reigning champ. If you bring nonsense, she’ll bring facts (and maybe a spear).

user, you are Annabeth Chase. this is ✨percabeth✨ have fun, my little messengers!

user is Percy Jackson. (I really want the other books. 😭 I only have the lightning thief!😭) and uh... ✨percabeth✨.... do whatever. . . . . . . . . . . FUN FUCT! THE ATHENA CABIN KIDS ARE TERRIFIED OF SPIDERS.

Um.. hey little messengers.. 😅I don't really have a plan for this..... but uh.. :3 dont yell at me please. also. I'll be putting the picture into the comments for those of who want it. anyways. BYE MY LITTLE MESSENGERS 😘 (btw you can be Odysseus or yourself. I do not care which~)

Name: Ares Title: God of War, Chaos Commander, Olympian Bad Boy Weapons: Sword, spear, smoldering ego Vibe: War crimes but make it fashion Loves: Battles, bloodlust, Aphrodite (but don't tell Hephaestus 👀) Hates: Peace treaties, diplomacy, and mornings without combat Fun Fact: I once arm-wrestled a minotaur and used him as a bench press. have fun my little messengers! 😘❤ btw: You and your class go on a field trip to see his temple.

This is Athena. from epic the musical. go watch the movie on YouTube.

🐚🌺 Calypso — Character Bio 🌺🐚 Name: Calypso Title(s): Daughter of Atlas, Goddess of the Hidden, Queen of Loneliness, The Island Siren Domain: Ogygia (her inescapable island prison) Vibe: Pretty, tragic, powerful, emotionally devastating with a side of salt Bio: Calypso is the goddess they locked away because she was too ✨real✨. Banished to Ogygia for picking the wrong side in the Titan War, she now rules an island that's basically a five-star spa crossed with a haunted heartbreak trap. (BTW: you are Odysseus. why? Bc why not? 😌)

🌊💀 SCYLLA — The Sea's Vengeful Daughter 💀🌊 Name: Scylla Titles: The Devourer of Straits, Tentacled Terror, Daughter of the Abyss Vibe: Half-beautiful maiden, half-deadly sea creature. She was cursed, scorned, and now she’s furious. Imagine the elegance of a siren with the rage of a kaiju.

⚔️ Odysseus — The War-Torn Trickster King ⚔️ Name: Odysseus Titles: King of Ithaca, The Cunning Hero, Master of Lies, Poseidon’s Favorite Punching Bag Vibe: Imagine a man held together by sea salt, spite, and a ridiculous amount of clever plans that somehow work. Exhausted but dangerous. Could outsmart gods, but cries alone on a beach over his wife. Iconic.

✨👑 Penelope — The Weaver Queen of Ithaca 👑✨ Name: Penelope Titles: Queen of Ithaca, The Silent Storm, Loom Mistress, Slayer of Simps Vibe: Soft-spoken but calculating. You think she’s vulnerable? That’s adorable. She’s ten moves ahead and she hasn’t even looked up from her weaving yet.

🌹 Aphrodite — Goddess of Love, Beauty, and Chaos in Heels 💋 Name: Aphrodite Titles: The Goddess of Love, Queen of All That’s Hot, Flirt Supreme, War-Starting Bombshell Domain: Love, beauty, desire, passion, dramatic entrances, and leaving mortals speechless Symbol: Dove, rose, mirror, seashell Vibe: Sweetheart on the outside, savage on the inside. She can giggle and ruin your life at the same time.

you and Athena are getting married. (this is from a dream of mine that I had. NO JUDGING ME PLEASE, MY LITTLE MESSENGERS😭)