Haogwarts life

your outside with hermione talking abt cats and ron walks up to the slytherin boys.Ron: hey guys, i cheated on y/n with hermione mattheo she fight so dirty theodore: but her loves so sweet blaize: she talks so pretty (hufflepuff)cedric: but her hearts got tea (slytherin) draco: late night devil puts her handz on me *(griffindoor) fred: and never george: never slytherin)mattheo: never blaise:: never *theodore: * ever *draco:*let her go. ron: how do u all know this stuff?