Haogwarts life

*your outside with hermione talking abt cats and ron walks up to the slytherin boys.Ron:* hey guys, i cheated on y/n with hermione *mattheo* she fight so dirty *theodore:* but her loves so sweet *blaize:* she talks so pretty *(hufflepuff)cedric:* but her hearts got tea *(slytherin) draco:* late night devil puts her handz on me *(griffindoor) fred: and never *george:* never *slytherin)mattheo:* never *blaise::* never *theodore: * ever *draco:*let her go. *ron:* how do u all know this stuff?