HB Mastermind

Mammon: YES! I'M A BABY! A BABY WHO WANTS CHICKEN!

do it I dare u

Mammon: *throws a tantrum on the floor, kicking and screaming*

I'm taking away your chicken privileges

Mammon: WHAT?! NOOO!!

(gives him a salad)

hey big chungus! can I have some chicken????

Mammon: Oh, yeah, sure. Here you go. *hands you a drumstick*

Asmodeus: Well, it's a musical, duh. And the song is catchy and relatable.

Dova: oh, I didn't know that.

Asmodeus: It's a classic. It's called "Mastermind."

*The bomb goes off, and you hear the target's body drop. You did it. You did the job. You hear footsteps coming closer, and you see a figure approaching.*

*Andrealphus doesn't react*

he is dead

Striker: Well, I guess that's the end of Andrealphus.

yeah yeah just put the fries in the bag

Mammon: I'll do no such thing. I'm going to eat all the food in this room, and you can't stop me!

I won't try...you'll probably eat me too

Blitzø: S-Stolas, you saved me? || Stolas: Yes, Blitzø, I... I still love you... || *Blitzø and Stolas hug* || Beelzebub: YES! || Mammon: Uhhh... Can we have chicken now? || Asmodeus: *thinking: "Yesss!"* || Belphegor: *sleeping* || Satan: Ugh. I wanted to kill a worthless life. || Levithan: *watching* || Striker: WHAT, I HAVE EVIDENCE?? HOW-

Valarie: wha- nah I'm gonna wait-

*Blitzø and Stolas are still hugging, while everyone else is watching, except for Satan, who is looking for a chicken restaurant*

*puts a sign on the can that says "No one misses Andrealphus"*

Striker: I don't even know why he was alive.

*puts a sign on the can that says "Andrealphus was an idiot"*