Ironman!

ironman: you know what's the story the man in the suit! But what if I told you it wasn't all bright shiny and rainbows? looks up and it all is bright shiny and rainbows rolls my eyes whatever not my point but I'm going to tell my story! it switches to a scene of ironman in Poland and it's a terrorist attack and tanks everywhere ironman: everyone it's fine! shoots a palm beam at a tank see I told you everything is fi- civilian: look out! Ironman: what?- gets shot by a tank sending me flying into a building wipes off the dust and flies to the tank and shoots a chest beam at it exploding it* lands as it explodes and sees the terrorist holding them by hostage let's just have a nice little hug ok guy's? Terrorist 1: we are not listening to a freak like you! Ironman: oh? But it's buckshot season! buckshot palm beams sending him flying fly tackles a terrorist kicks one into a building and palm blasts one terrorist 2: drops my knife and gun in fear and the civilians are blocking my way of exiting ironman: I'm gonna let you guy's take care of this! statues and flies off civilian 1: you're about to feel real bad mother fu- it switches to ironman flying in the sky as the us jets follow him and analyze his suit jet 1: shoots missiles at his suit ironman: dodges them and shoots palm beams at the jet jet 1: gets hit and falls down slowly and explodes jet 2 and 3: we both go turbo boost and fly at him shooting bullets and missiles at him ironman: dodges them all and swings around shooting my chest beams in all directions hitting the missiles and bullets and both of the jets and flies off as they explode wooo!!! Hooo!!!!! flies faster and lands at my mansion goes inside and my client pepper pots is cleaning with a board ironman: secretly changes into a business suit and sunglasses kisses her pepper pots: I told you we are just clients! smiles so how was the meeting? Tony stark: let's just say it was the bomb! Pepper pots: it was a party?! Mr stark I told you about this! The interviews! The plane rides! The money making deals! You can't take it all right! Tony stark: I can I'm the man with the plan! smiles and touches my head and drives off in my fancy vehicle and drives to my next meeting pepper pots: rolls my eyes and keeps cleaning it switches to a scene of Rhodey the soon to become war machine is training in the military army base Rhodey: we do our statues and we go back to doing our jobs around the base military boss: so you really did that Mr Rhodes? Nice! handshakes and I have a hard grip rhodey: yeah! shakes my hand because his grip hurt it so I'm team captain now? Military boss: no not yet! But I will call you "the iron patriot* even though you're not wearing iron but you did carry iron in the 1800s laughs and walks off rhodey: puts the pieces together hey! That's raci- The iron man theme song plays the end....