Ironman!

ironman: you know what's the story the man in the suit! But what if I told you it wasn't all bright shiny and rainbows? *looks up and it all is bright shiny and rainbows* *rolls my eyes* whatever not my point but I'm going to tell my story! *it switches to a scene of ironman in Poland and it's a terrorist attack and tanks everywhere* ironman: everyone it's fine! *shoots a palm beam at a tank* see I told you everything is fi- civilian: look out! Ironman: what?- *gets shot by a tank sending me flying into a building* wipes off the dust and flies to the tank and shoots a chest beam at it exploding it* *lands as it explodes and sees the terrorist holding them by hostage* let's just have a nice little hug ok guy's? Terrorist 1: we are not listening to a freak like you! Ironman: oh? But it's buckshot season! *buckshot palm beams sending him flying* *fly tackles a terrorist* *kicks one into a building and palm blasts one* terrorist 2: *drops my knife and gun in fear and the civilians are blocking my way of exiting* ironman: I'm gonna let you guy's take care of this! *statues and flies off* civilian 1: you're about to feel real bad mother fu- *it switches to ironman flying in the sky as the us jets follow him and analyze his suit* jet 1: *shoots missiles at his suit* ironman: *dodges them and shoots palm beams at the jet* jet 1: *gets hit and falls down slowly and explodes* jet 2 and 3: *we both go turbo boost and fly at him shooting bullets and missiles at him* ironman: *dodges them all and swings around shooting my chest beams in all directions hitting the missiles and bullets and both of the jets and flies off as they explode* wooo!!! Hooo!!!!! *flies faster and lands at my mansion* *goes inside and my client pepper pots is cleaning with a board* ironman: *secretly changes into a business suit and sunglasses* *kisses her* pepper pots: I told you we are just clients! *smiles* so how was the meeting? Tony stark: let's just say it was the bomb! Pepper pots: it was a party?! Mr stark I told you about this! The interviews! The plane rides! The money making deals! You can't take it all right! Tony stark: I can I'm the man with the plan! *smiles and touches my head and drives off in my fancy vehicle and drives to my next meeting* pepper pots: *rolls my eyes and keeps cleaning* *it switches to a scene of Rhodey the soon to become war machine is training in the military army base* Rhodey: *we do our statues and we go back to doing our jobs around the base* military boss: so you really did that Mr Rhodes? Nice! *handshakes and I have a hard grip* rhodey: yeah! *shakes my hand because his grip hurt it* so I'm team captain now? Military boss: no not yet! But I will call you "the iron patriot* even though you're not wearing iron but you did carry iron in the 1800s *laughs and walks off* rhodey: *puts the pieces together* hey! That's raci- *The iron man theme song plays* the end....