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A wise man once said, “Mr. Jalapeño works fast, but the fandom works faster.” Here I am, with an alternative version of Luck Runs Out, that, in my opinion, should’ve stayed in the musical. I have a lot to go over, so here we go! Odysseus is the captain of this ship, with 600 men. His second-in-command is Eurylochus, and their best friend is Polites, who died by a cyclops attack. Ody has been away from his son (Telemachus) and wife (Penelope) for 10 years at this point, and he’s about had enough. One more problem, one more death, he can’t take it for much longer. Now, the crew found a floating island, the island of the wind god, Aeolus. As Odysseus goes to Aeolus to ask for help, Eurylochus hears a voice… •~~IN THE NEAR FUTURE~~• The voice that Eurylochus hears turns out to be Poseidon, and Poseidon tells him to open the wind bag that Odysseus receives from Aeolus. When opened, the bag releases a huge storm and takes them to Poseidon’s lair, where that fish face kills many crew members. That’s basically it!!