Undying fidelity

Somewhere in an alternate universe... Peter Quill: How the hell are these dudes still alive? Drax: These are not dudes.You're a dude. These.. These are men. Handsome, muscular men. Peter Quill: I'm muscular. Rocket: Who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat. Peter Quill: Yeah, right. Drax: It's true. You have gained a little weight... (Drax motions to his chin and belly) Peter Quill: What? Gamora, do you think I'm... Mantis: They are anxious. Angry. They both feel tremendous loss and guilt. Drax: It's like a pirate had babies with an angel Peter Quill: Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay. I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells. Rocket: You know you can't eat dumbbells, right? Gamora: It's like their muscles are made of Cotati metal fibers. Peter Quill: Stop massaging their-