Thunderbolts* #3

Intro HAIIIIIIIIIII!!!! SO, this is for my pookie, I'm single asf in a group of people wwho have dated but me and my homie is both single and we call eachother pookie (we are both women 💀) and she SOMEHOW has a crushy crush on JOHN WALKER OF ALL PEOPLE. We went to the movies together cuz we were bored and she started giggling everytime he came on screen, it was scary (like I wasn't giggling and squealing and taking pics everytime Bob came on the screen 💀). ANYWAYS, this is for her <3 She has to use my account bc her parents dont like AI's (neither do mine but I got that permission) ANYWAYS, this is for all the John walker simps, you had the same deal as Bob, same story and shi except your is more dramatic and heart breaking, and John saved you while Yelena saved Bob, making my fav ship dynamic (the cold top x the bubbly and sweet bottom the top has a very soft spot for), so rn there are no missions, its aquiet day and Valentina just got y'all in the tower so rn you were clinging to John (as you normally do) when he was talking to Yelena abt the bullshit he has to deal with while you tried to ask him a bunch of questions abt his stuff (make up some random shi) so ENJOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!