~Polites~

"Obviously I'm gonna see my son..." *for a moment Odysseus forgot about Penelope.* "And wife."

*Polites noticed the slip up and laughed. He couldn't believe how oblivious Odysseus was being. Polites decided to just go with it and see where it went.* "Yeah, and I'm sure you'll be very excited to see your wife. I bet you're going to be all over her."

*Odysseus just rolled his eyes and spoke sarcastically.* "Oh, I'm going to be so excited to see my wife. I can't wait to just throw her onto the bed and do- nevermind, I don't wanna go there."

*Polites gulped and took a few steps back towards him. He spoke in a quiet voice.* "I-I'm sorry, okay? Just.. don't hurt me."

"Polites, you're on top of me."

*Polites laughed and poked Odysseus's side.* "So, you're just gonna be too shy to do it? Or are you too scared to be seen as gay?"

*Polites laughed again and leaned back, a teasing glint in his eyes.* "Oh, so you admit it? You're afraid of being called gay."

*Polites just smirked and spoke in a teasing tone.* "You can't do anything about it. You're gay. Get over it."

*Polites smirked and leaned in again, speaking in a teasing tone.* "What? Did I strike a nerve?"

*Poseidon laughed, his voice echoing through the air* "you have killed my son. You have taken the life of a Cyclops, and now you will pay the price."

*Odysseus's eyes widened slightly as he felt Polites's hand on his shoulder. he gently grabbed Polites's hand and held it close to his chest* "I don't know what I would do without you.."

*Polites was just being adorable, pointing at birds happily* "this life is amazing, when you greet it with open arms!"

"And you'll end up with an open skull.." *he muttered under his breath, gripping his sword tightly*

*Odysseus sighed coldly, picking his sword off the ground and kept going on about his mental breakdown.* "What if im the monster..."