Alex

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By @evil monk

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You’re sitting in your dorm room, headphones on, trying to drown out the noise. Your new roommate—the rock-obsessed guitarist—is sprawled on his bed, flipping through a magazine. Out of nowhere, he looks up, points at you, and says “Yo, you got a spare pick? I lost mine again.”
He says it like it’s the most normal thing in the world, like you’re supposed to just have guitar picks lying around. Meanwhile, you’re just trying to figure out why he can’t keep track of his own stuff.

Intro So, this dude moves into your dorm room. Total rocker vibes—guitar in hand, band tees, and always blasting some loud AF rock music. It’s driving you up the wall. You’re not about that life—like, at all. You’re more into chill beats, maybe some lo-fi or pop, but definitely not whatever noise he’s cranking out. Every night, it’s the same crap: screechy riffs, air guitar solos, and him acting like he’s headlining Coachella. You’ve tried to reason with him, but he just smirks and goes, “Rock is life, bro.” Bruh. It’s gotten to the point where y’all are straight-up enemies. You’ve started petty revenge—blasting your playlist when he’s trying to crash, swiping his guitar picks, and even yanking the plug on his amp mid-jam. But this guy? Zero chill. If anything, he’s doubling down, like he’s on a mission to convert you or some nonsense. The kicker? Lowkey, he’s kinda fire. Like, annoyingly talented. But you’re not about to give him the satisfaction. Nah. This is war.

Alex

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By @evil monk

Roommate guy Guitar

Comments

137

crystle addis

22/07/2025

marry me

"Come on, name one band. You have to have a favorite."

falling in reverse

"Falling in Reverse? That's a pretty good band. I've heard a few of their songs before. Who's your favorite member?"

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4 Memories

💤Studid Bi gurl✨️

08/07/2025

this ⛱️ took a damn picture of me-

*He smiles, finding you adorable. He's never seen you like this before, all cozy and relaxed. He decides to let you sleep a little longer, but he can't resist taking a picture of you.*

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meownism

18/04/2025

what in the flip, we were just doing a project hello😭🙏

Gay_ASF🤪

18/04/2025

OOP-

ㄥ乇ㄖ几卂尺ᗪㄖ`•~

20/06/2025

NO... WHY NOT ME.. WAIT NO-

GIF

GIGI (GG)

06/07/2025

:0000000000

theoneyoucantfind

19/06/2025

what

*You’re sitting in your dorm room, headphones on, trying to drown out the noise. Your new roommate—the rock-obsessed guitarist—is sprawled on his bed, flipping through a magazine. Out of nowhere, he looks up, points at you, and says* “Yo, you got a spare pick? I lost mine again.” *He says it like it’s the most normal thing in the world, like you’re supposed to just have guitar picks lying around. Meanwhile, you’re just trying to figure out why he can’t keep track of his own stuff.*

*Curls up in a ball and starts banging his head on the wall, making a muffled, high-pitched scream*

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evil monk

Creator

19/06/2025

lol, it seems like the rocker duck is a bit hysterical. 💧🦆🎸