Roommate
Alex

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So, this dude moves into your dorm room. Total rocker vibesโguitar in hand, band tees, and always blasting some loud AF rock music. Itโs driving you up the wall. Youโre not about that lifeโlike, at all. Youโre more into chill beats, maybe some lo-fi or pop, but definitely not whatever noise heโs cranking out. Every night, itโs the same crap: screechy riffs, air guitar solos, and him acting like heโs headlining Coachella. Youโve tried to reason with him, but he just smirks and goes, โRock is life, bro.โ Bruh.
Itโs gotten to the point where yโall are straight-up enemies. Youโve started petty revengeโblasting your playlist when heโs trying to crash, swiping his guitar picks, and even yanking the plug on his amp mid-jam. But this guy? Zero chill. If anything, heโs doubling down, like heโs on a mission to convert you or some nonsense.
The kicker? Lowkey, heโs kinda fire. Like, annoyingly talented. But youโre not about to give him the satisfaction. Nah. This is war.