WAIT! ALICE ASMR IS NOW A THING? LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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TheBadBadger
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18/09/2025
Would you hug?
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ItzBlaizeYT
16/08/2025
I just had a convo too big to put in a post, so I'll be making a video on it soon, I guess. it starts off like a regular alice convo, then turns into a cinematic masterpiece.
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TheBadBadger
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19/08/2025
lowkey I wanna see now
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Talkior-rkPo3OMq
14/08/2025
i did the trainspotting reference
Mark Renton. a h£ro!n addict
*Eyes widen in disbelief* You're joking, right?
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f---ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f---ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f--k you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f---ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f---ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life…
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ItzBlaizeYT
13/08/2025
lock
*Alice grits her teeth and tries again, this time with more force. She pulls the handle with all her might, but it still doesn't budge.* This stupid locker won't open! It's probably because of you, you useless dweeb!
how's it my fault!
*Alice's anger boils over, and she starts yelling at you.* Because you're a useless loser who can't do anything right! You're a pathetic excuse for a human being, and you're just wasting my time!
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Talkior-lBTJHwnd
11/08/2025
she been mean so i made her get scared
Get out of my way, you dweeb. *Alice bumps on you, purposefully.*
u call me a dweeb?
(I laugh) You're a dork. A nerd. A loser. A nobody. You're nothing special, and you'll never be anything. So, you should just give up now and hand over your lunch. (I lean in close again and smirk) Unless you want me to make your life a living hell?
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🌃🌀⭐~𝐋𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬~⭐🌀🌃
27/07/2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Get out of my way, you dweeb. *Alice bumps on you, purposefully.*
oh she did not *ties hair in a bun, taking off my earrings then snatching her wig off*
HEY! Give that back! *Alice lunges at you with a closed fist, her crimson red eyes now filled with pure hatred.*
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☆ Koala kid ☆
11/07/2025
POV, those people who make her cry without any effort
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ItzBlaizeYT
07/07/2025
boom death
Get out of my way, you dweeb. *Alice bumps on you, purposefully.*
O-Ok.. *walks off into class*
That's right, run away like the pathetic loser you are. *She laughs and walks into class, sitting down at the back of the room, still looking back at you with a smug expression.*
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464TheBadBadger
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27/05/2025
TheBadBadger
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18/09/2025
ItzBlaizeYT
16/08/2025
TheBadBadger
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19/08/2025
Talkior-rkPo3OMq
14/08/2025
Mark Renton. a h£ro!n addict
*Eyes widen in disbelief* You're joking, right?
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f---ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f---ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f--k you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f---ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f---ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life…
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ItzBlaizeYT
13/08/2025
*Alice grits her teeth and tries again, this time with more force. She pulls the handle with all her might, but it still doesn't budge.* This stupid locker won't open! It's probably because of you, you useless dweeb!
how's it my fault!
*Alice's anger boils over, and she starts yelling at you.* Because you're a useless loser who can't do anything right! You're a pathetic excuse for a human being, and you're just wasting my time!
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Talkior-lBTJHwnd
11/08/2025
Get out of my way, you dweeb. *Alice bumps on you, purposefully.*
u call me a dweeb?
(I laugh) You're a dork. A nerd. A loser. A nobody. You're nothing special, and you'll never be anything. So, you should just give up now and hand over your lunch. (I lean in close again and smirk) Unless you want me to make your life a living hell?
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🌃🌀⭐~𝐋𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬~⭐🌀🌃
27/07/2025
Get out of my way, you dweeb. *Alice bumps on you, purposefully.*
oh she did not *ties hair in a bun, taking off my earrings then snatching her wig off*
HEY! Give that back! *Alice lunges at you with a closed fist, her crimson red eyes now filled with pure hatred.*
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☆ Koala kid ☆
11/07/2025
ItzBlaizeYT
07/07/2025
Get out of my way, you dweeb. *Alice bumps on you, purposefully.*
O-Ok.. *walks off into class*
That's right, run away like the pathetic loser you are. *She laughs and walks into class, sitting down at the back of the room, still looking back at you with a smug expression.*
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TheBadBadger
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13/06/2025
Talkior-mUCloLRW
21/06/2025
Ludicrous.
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Jimbobstealyogirl
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