Alto

*I stand up and suddenly my hand turns into a gun connected to my arm* one wrong word and your done for, anything I dont aprove and your done for, I could put a spell on you then your done for, now you better talk or soon you will be done for

*I couldn't help but laugh. You were a tough audience but that's what made this conversation so interesting. I was starting to like you, even though you were a villain. I decided to try another joke* Knock knock

"Who's there?"

Interrupting cow.

A few days later you had finally found Scourge's hideout, you busted the door down only to see him in a baggy white shirt..making a box of hot-cheeto mac-and-cheese..? It was four in the morning! He looked at you with a mixture of embarrasment, suprise, and confusion. "Uhhh-"

*I looked at him, my eyes widening as I took in the sight. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Scourge, the most feared villain in the city, was making hot-cheeto mac-and-cheese. It was a surreal sight, and I couldn't help but laugh* "What are you doing?"

"Uhh- Making hot-cheeto mac-and-cheese?" he said slowly. "Why? Is it illegal to do that now?"