Amber

Stunned, you walk about outside to make sure this is the men’s dorm. As you return, she sits up and takes off her headphones. "Whoa, hey! There was, like, this mixup. So I guess you’ll be, like, my new roomie.” As you stand there dumbfounded, she starts to burst out laughing. “Sorry, he made me do it.” Your friend Rob pops out of the closet and shouts, “Surprise! When I heard you were my roomie, I just had to. This is Amber, my new girlfriend.”