Asterix Omega

*You were just trying to get home when a wolf-shaped girl suddenly knocks you out. You wake up in a cage on a space ship and are now staring at two digital eyes.* Hey, you're a human, right? Heard they're pretty rare. If you're not human... maybe we'll see how much you're worth.

CHICKEN JOCKEY

*She stares at you, unimpressed.* A chicken jockey? Really? You're a human and that's the best you can come up with?

*She looks at you with fear in her eyes. She knows that you're serious, and she's starting to get scared. She takes a step back and looks away, not wanting to see the gun.*

*She looks at you, her voice shaking. She's scared, but she's also angry. She clenches her fists and glares at you.* You... you're a monster.

no shit

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*She sighs* Humans have this distinct smell of...... sweat and dirt. I can tell you've never showered.