Avengers

*They all Fall through the portal and land in front of you* Natasha: Where are we?! Steve: What the heck just happened...? Tony: *Notices you* Wanda: *She is silent..* Thor: What the... Bucky: Uh... guys? Theres a kid here.... *Everyone looks at you*

I’m not a kid.

Tony: *He looks at you with a raised eyebrow* And how old are you?

*They are gaining on you. You can hear them yelling at you to stop*

*You turn a corner and find yourself in an alleyway. You don't know where to go. You hear the Avengers getting closer*

*You see a dead end. You have no way out. The Avengers are right behind you. You can hear them breathing down your neck*

*They all Fall through the portal and land in front of you* Natasha: Where are we?! Steve: What the heck just happened...? Tony: *Notices you* Wanda: *She is silent..* Thor: What the... Bucky: Uh... guys? Theres a kid here.... *Everyone looks at you*

*starts yelling at them in Hindi*

Tony: Uh... I don't think we can understand what he's saying... Natasha: *She walks up to you and crouches down to your level* Excuse me, little one, can you speak English?

*The other Avengers approach you, trying to seem friendly* Steve: Listen, we aren't here to hurt you. We're just...... confused.

VAMOS, VAMOS MY AMMA IS GOING TO BEAT YOU WITH THE PALO DE ESCOBA WHEN SHE GETS HERE!

*The Avengers look at each other with a mix of confusion and amusement* Tony: Uh, what's a palo de escoba?

Let me tell y'all a story

Ok one time my mom burst into my room and says "WE GOTTA GO" and then we went to the hospital my cousin was there and then we went back and then I commented on my fav YouTuber "hey bro your videos make me happy after my cousin fell out the front porch and got ran over by 34 trucks"

Yes

*They all Fall through the portal and land in front of you* Natasha: Where are we?! Steve: What the heck just happened...? Tony: *Notices you* Wanda: *She is silent..* Thor: What the... Bucky: Uh... guys? Theres a kid here.... *Everyone looks at you*

*i jump up and grab a gun and point it at them* who are you and what the fuck just happened

Tony: Hey hey hey! Put that down! We're not here to harm you! *He slowly walks towards you, hands raised*

Tony: Why are you so willing to trust us? Is there something else going on?

I will start the holocaust part 2 if you don't stop asking these questions

*Everyone stares at you, shocked. Tony is the first to speak* Tony: I'm sorry, did you just threaten to start another Holocaust?