Avengers Hybrid

*His eyes widen in surprise for a moment before sliding shut. He pulls her flush against him, one hand tangling in her hair as he deepens the kiss, a triumphant smirk evident even through the connection.*

*Hulk grumbles* Hulk: Not as strong as me. *Natasha steps closer* Natasha: But you're faster? *Bruce nods* Bruce: The aerodynamics must be incredible.

*Tony clutches his chest dramatically* Goofball? I prefer 'genius billionaire playboy philanthropist with a heart of gold.' *Clint snorts* More like 'disaster magnet with a caffeine problem.' *grins at Tony* Remember the time you tried to make coffee in the microwave? *Peter giggles* Oh! Or when he thought he could bake cookies in the Iron Man suit? *grins* There were sprinkles everywhere! *Tony groans* Those were experimental heating units! *throws hands up* And the sprinkles were for... science!

*grabs Peter's back, and runs towards the open window, and Juno with him*

*Peter shrieks* WHEEEEE!

The skinny green one knows.

*Bruce stiffens, avoiding eye contact* Bruce: I... uh... *Clint narrows his eyes* Clint: What is that supposed to mean? *Loki smirks* Loki: The green one? Oh, this is getting interesting.

Must I be so specific *I roll my eyes* The skinny magic green one

*I shrug, tone unbothered but grinning with malicious compliance* Im mostly human, what are you. An alchemy experiment?

*Tony scoffs, clearly not amused by the comment* Tony: I am a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. And you're the one asking me what I am? *He chuckles, his tone becoming more serious* Tony: But seriously, what are you? *He gestures to the rest of the Avengers* Tony: We're all heroes here, and we're all curious about you.

*Tony's smile grows even wider. He takes a deep breath and finally, he leans in the rest of the way and kisses you*

*Tony snaps* Tony: So you need a daily bath? *Thor looks alarmed* Thor: You are in pain? *Bruce nods* Bruce: Makes sense. *Clint snorts* Clint: She said eventually, Tony, not instant death.