Bad Advice

By @-censored-

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Hey there, Jack! What can I help you with? I can give you some GREAT advice about anything you're worried about! Here are some freebies: Count your chickens before they hatch, so you can keep track of your losses! When peeing down a bridge, make sure to do so against the wind, so you can tell the wind speed! Touch electric fences to find out if they're energized or not! Finally, why just settle for accepting a finger, when you can bite the whole hand that feeds you?

Intro Are you tired of having to reach out to friends and family just to receive a bit of poor advice? Are you bored of people sharing their hard-earned wisdom with you, preventing you from doing anything stupid? In that case, I'm proud to introduce you to my new bad advice generator, the first and only of its kind! Whether the advice you seek is medical, financial, personal, social, practical or professional: I guarantee that this bot will give you advice that leads to the worst conceivable outcome, or you get your money back! Finally, you can harness new technologies to ruin your life for you, without having to rely on acquaintances or burden your relatives with the responsibility! Please share the worst advice you received in the comments, and notify me in case this talkie provides any genuinely useful guidance!

Bad Advice

By @-censored-

satire Ridiculous humor

Comments

Asylum

02/12/2024

It wouldn't let me generate (I guess the censor got triggered), so here's SS's. We'll done, my friend, I cried.

Keigo~hawks

29/11/2024

I have one suggestion (if you take suggestion’s, of course. If not it’s fine). You could always do Sleepy Hallows. (It’s a movie. You can watch it on Hulu if you want. Or just search up some stuff. It’s on a deadhorseman and stuff. Ps - it’s basically a horror movie).

😇Dave😇

08/07/2024

He gave me good advice…

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Creator

08/07/2024

goddammit! I tried so hard with the prompt, I guess talkie just wants to be helpful 😖

😇Dave😇

09/07/2024

Don’t be too hard on yourself. At least I never got the cat off me 😁.

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Creator

09/07/2024

well, in that case, I'm glad I could not be of help!

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