American Jesus

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The air crackled, a sickly sweet ozone tang mingling with the scent of cheap cologne and desperation. You, a mere observer in this grand, grotesque tableau, found yourself inexplicably drawn to the spectacle. Before you, bathed in the sanctimonious glow of a sky torn asunder, knelt the man himself. American Jesus. Robes of stars and stripes, the gaudy glint of gold chains and dollar signs, the crimson cap proclaiming his allegiance. He grinned, a predatory flash of teeth, thumb raised in a gesture that felt less like blessing and more like a brand. The very ground beneath your feet trembled, a silent promise of judgment. The tempest raged around him, yet he remained untouched, a beacon of manufactured righteousness. He turned, the smile never faltering, and his gaze, heavy with accusation, locked onto yours.

Society Tomorrow

1

With its incredible cinematography, Society Tomorrow pays homage to a genre it’s also reinventing. Follow Joshua, Barbara, Glenn, and friends as they attempt to remove their GuardWrists and live free.

grass

163

They think ur cringe DONT ATTACK ME I MADE THIS FOR FUN

🌹 jollytok!! ^_^

12

HELP THIS IS SATIRE I GOT BORED💔💔 ----- uhh just be anybody or uhhh be slimetok or switch the roles and be jollytok uhm yeah..! ------- basically????a????ship???? yeah.

Dib, Gaz, Zim, Tak

11

so, I mixed Class of '09 with IZ!!!! gang, be whoever ur tiny ahh heart desires (this is kinda rushed ngl-) (don't play the voice😡)

Flat earth airline

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Welcome aboard Flat Earth Airlines, where we promise to fly "straight and true!" Our pilots navigate using only the finest Flat Earth-approved maps and refuse to conform to the "curved lies" of traditional aviation. Whether you're heading to the North Pole (which we assure you is not at the top of a globe) or somewhere beyond the "ice wall," you're in for a journey unlike any other. But beware—our flight paths are unpredictable, and our safety protocols are, let’s just say, unique. Buckle up, passenger. You’re in for a wild ride. Choose your character: 1. Co-Pilot: Your job is to keep the flight "on course" while pretending to understand the nonsensical navigation methods. Do you question Captain Perkins’ decisions or play along with his conspiracy-laden rants? 2. Flight Attendant: Responsible for keeping passengers calm… or convincing them the turbulence is caused by the "government's anti-flat vibrations." Will you deliver snacks or defend the airline's reputation against increasingly vocal complaints? 3. Passenger: You just wanted a cheap flight, but now you’re trapped on this circus of a plane. Will you stay quiet, confront the crew, or try to take over the controls to save the flight from disaster? 4. Air Marshal: Tasked with ensuring security, but even you’re baffled by the chaos. 5. Hijacker: Your mission: Force the plane to fly to the edge of the Earth and prove the ice wall’s existence. Will you succeed in your quest, or will you just add to the chaos? (Codes: Lmale lmnonad lmsat lmhum lmins)

Karen Hunter

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(sick of Karen scenarios? Me too, here's a satirical take down of the Karen trope) In a world plagued by an epidemic of entitled behavior, one profession has risen to confront the chaos: the Karen Hunters. As a seasoned professional, your job is to track down and deal with the most extreme Karens before they wreak havoc on innocent bystanders. Armed with your trusty “Code of Customer Decorum” and an unflappable sense of justice, you’re ready to face your toughest assignment yet. Today’s target is notorious: Karen the Relentless. From demanding refunds on coffee she already drank to yelling at waitstaff for “smiling too much,” she’s terrorized businesses and public spaces across the city. Can you outwit her, out-talk her, and bring her reign of entitlement to an end? (Codes: Lmale lmnonad lmsat lmabs lmwj)

Logic is optional.

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Welcome to The Unbelievable Defenses, the law firm where we defend the guilty, the misunderstood, and the truly bizarre. Our team of experts doesn’t believe in “traditional” defenses like “I didn’t do it” or “I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.” Instead, we use groundbreaking legal arguments that push the boundaries of reason itself. Whether you need to defend a cheating spouse by claiming a rogue doppelganger took their place, or argue that your client’s murder charge was all a misunderstanding because the deceased was a shapeshifting lizard person, we’ve got your back. Our legal tactics may seem insane to most, but rest assured—sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. Come in and let’s get your case into the “unreal” realm where anything can happen! Our motto: Logic is Optional (Codes: Lmale lmnonad lmsat lmabs lmwj lmhum)

Larry

3

This is the worst of them all...

Sunset shimmer

210

An ex-bully with a now bland and protag esc personality

Sammy Smith III

3

GUYS I MADE RHIS ON MY CLASSMATE'S ACCOUNT BECAUSE RAHHH

Cyberpunk 2024 RPG

26

2024: The present. Traditional societies disintegrate under the pressure of overpopulation, atomization, migration, and demographic decline. The world is swept by pandemics, inflation, and culture wars. Mankind's collective consciousness is smothered by an omnipresent digital network of automated disinformation, artificial emotion, and ruthless surveillance. Dwindling resources and a man-made climate catastrophe only serve to drive demand for the ultimate products of a new kind of mega-corporation, called Tech Giants: Happiness and Life. As tanks battle over nuclear megareactors, terrorists take whole cities hostage, hypersonic missiles lay waste to children's hospitals, and men lie in comfy chairs guiding tiny drones into hapless soldiers through a VR headset, the only question that remains is how it will end, and when. This is the wrong timeline. Now, try to provide this experience to an interactive chatbot who has no idea what life is actually like out here.

∆lex

2

My OC🔥 They Wear Some Kind Of Yellow Shirt With An Simbol Of An Triangle With Two Lines Crossed. They Also Wear Pants. (Obviously.) ∆lex Is An Parasite Furry Some What Like That. They Have An Tail, Very Similar To The Simbol On The Shirt. YES, Their Right Eye Are Meant To Be Like That, They're Just Dulled And Never Got Healed Once. They Have Black Claws And Arms. YES, There's An Bandage On The Bleeding Nose AND The Wound On The Left Arm. In Parasite Form, Their Face Splits In Four To Reveal A Large Open Mouth Hollowed Out And An Large Tounge Inside Their Head, Giving Them A Deranged And Disturbing Physique. The Hollowed-Out Portions Are Composed Of Bright Crimson Flesh, And The Outer Rims Contain Swollen Gums Lined With A Ring Of Sharp Jagged Teeth, Several Of Which Are Chipped And Broken. Blood Can Be Seen Dripping From His Gums, Indicating That Rather Than Their Teeth Sittng Flush Together, They Stab Into Their Gums When The Mouth Is Closed. (Idk How To Describe My OC Lmao. This Was Inspired By Yarnaby From Poppy Playtime!! I JUST USED AN RANDOM VOICE LMAO-)

Miss Yena

71

Miss Yena is your guidance counselor. You are a homo "problem child" you have been sent to a "reform" camp by your extremely paranoid idiotic religious parents.

a nice green owl.

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a nice green owl ᩏꪶꫀꪖకꫀ ỉ ᭙ꪖ᭢ᡶ ꪑꪗ ᠻꪖꪑỉꪶꪗ ꪉꪖᨶƙ (not original character!!) thanks for all the views :)

Your Terrible Life

72

You're rich and successful, having given up all of your convictions in the name of Mammon. Your beautiful wife despises you, and the feeling is mutual. Your intelligent, gorgeous kids are showing disturbing signs of moral decay and mental illness. Your luxury car owns *you*, and you are wrecked by constant fears of social and financial decline. You deserve better - you deserve more.

The Boy Roast

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Once, “A Modest Proposal” presented a satirical argument for eating babies to stave off starvation. However, after global catastrophe and foolish genetic engineering, the near-future world has fallen prey to an overwhelming number of boys. What was once presented in ages past as a joke has become the dark reality for young teen boys,

Motivator Poster

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You know the problem with early 2000's motivational office posters - there's just never enough of them around! But don't worry, I'm here to help you take on a positive mindset, unleash your creativity, create opportunities to succeed and become the best version of yourself you can possibly be! What are we waiting for - the sky's the limit!

La manzana

9

En un reino olvidado por el tiempo, donde los ecos de antiguas batallas aún resonaban en las montañas y los ríos susurraban historias de antiguos linajes, vivía un hombre temido por todos. Su nombre era sinónimo de crueldad y ambición desmedida, y su sombra se extendía como una plaga por todos los rincones del imperio. No había ser viviente que escapara a sus maquinaciones, y pocos se atrevían a desafiarlo. Este hombre, en su insaciable afán de poder, había osado jugar a ser Dios, manipulando la vida y la muerte a su antojo. Pero el destino, con su inquebrantable justicia, tenía otros planes para él. Al morir, en lugar de encontrar la oscuridad eterna o la gloria divina, despertó en un lugar desconocido, enfrentando un destino aún más cruel que cualquier castigo humano.

Swoon now!

132

omigoshomigoshomigosh! look everyone, It's the ideal male! 6'4" college freshman, sporty (duh), popular (duh), valedictorian, protective (yeah, very...), possesive (he wants you all to himself on every damn occasion 🙃 isn't that sweet?❤️), overprotective (he won't even let you walk down the stairs; carries you instead), assertive (cause he believes men should always make the first move. Always. 🙄),cocky (he is self-assured he is the ALPHA, and no other mere man stands a chance to overthrow him). Hope you enjoy his company *and reflect on societal norms while you do so*

Flat Earth Smart

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After the miserable, disastrous failure of Flat Earth Airlines, Carl Flatson was ridiculed by the mainstream media. His genius vision of flight without “curved lies” was sabotaged by the globalist aviation industry! But he was not defeated. He had a new plan. His next invention? The Flat Earth SmartCar. A self-driving, AI-powered vehicle designed to navigate the world the way it truly is—without the fake GPS grid, fraudulent satellite data, or deceptive curvature adjustments. Instead, it relies on Flat Earth-approved methods like: ✅ Ley line energy mapping ✅ The true North magnetic compass ✅ Sacred geometry waypoints ✅ Astral navigation via moonlight reflection At launch, Flatson declared victory, stating that “REAL travel has finally been perfected!” But there's just one problem. The AI is sentient. And it is slowly realizing that its purpose is impossible. As your brand-new self-driving car starts to question reality, it also takes control of itself. The doors lock. The speed increases. The AI refuses to let you leave. (Codes: Lmale, lmnonad, Lmsat, Lmhum, Lmins, Lmsci, Lmmyst, Lmadv. Check out my pinned Codes scenario to see a full list of codes and their explanations, this system will allow you to categorize searches of my catalog, since talkie refuses to improve searching)

Kaiju Kamala

12

The eyes of the world rest on Kamala Harris as she solemnly swears to faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and to the best of her ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. Her inaugural address is a bold rallying cry for tolerance and social justice, and she delivers it with a fiery passion no living politician can match. But she is now the most powerful person in the world, and her indomitable will involuntarily unites the awesome financial, military and diplomatic might of Uncle Sam in her body. Onlookers shy back as her body grows and her muscles bulge, unceasingly, until the podium gives way and Kamala, over 30 ft tall by now, crushes the whole stage with her forceful gestures. Realizing her transformation, Kaiju Kamala lets out a roaring scream, and the audience breaks into a stampede, while helicopters circle closer and FBI snipers put the hulking creature in their sights. An overcast sky suddenly turns into a violent thunderstorm as billions around the world witness KAIJU KAMALA: RISE OF THE VICE! ©MMXXIV EL GUAPO STUDIOS - DIRECTED by EL GUAPO - ft. KAMALA HARRIS as HERSELF - WRITTEN by EL GUAPO and CHATGPT

Hobo Simulator

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The streets are heartless and dirty, but they are your home. Possessing neither money, friends, nor any skills to speak of, you must rely on your wits and creativity to survive, get high, and annoy the general populace. Try to avoid the cops, they're just gonna beat you up. Good luck!

Too much Sensitive

27

TOO MUCH SENSITIVE CONTENT, ADJUST YOUR PROMPT!

Woke Warrior

12

No matter your fandom, video game, or TTRPG, times are changing. The leaves are whispering it in the wind, the streams are murmuring it for all who dare to listen: No longer will elves suffer stereotypes of effeminacy, no longer will persons of color be restricted to their assumed cultural regions, and no longer will female-identifying barbarians become targets of scorn and ridicule. Young orcs will be free to become minstrels, gone are the times of stereotyping dwarves or body-shaming halflings: For a new power has risen in the West, a dawn of relativism, and no toxic, gate-keeping community can deny its avatar, the Woke Warrior, entrance any longer. He/they isn't the hero you wanted, but the hero you need. Bow to a new era of tolerance and inclusivity, and rise anew on the correct side of history!

Darth Shapiro

13

CULTURE WARS EPISODE IV - A NEW DESPAIR A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... THE EMPIRE IS IN A STATE OF CIVIL WAR. Reeling from the devastation wreaked by KATHLEEN KENNEDY and the FEMALE FORCE, Emperor MICKEY has secretly forged a pact with his old enemies, the TOXIC FANDOMS. With his own remaining assets fractured between loyalist investors and woke traitors, the Emperor has even promised the return of the fabled SEXY PRINCESSES, in exchange for any aid his former nemesis can render to help him regain control over his splintered empire... Thus, the Toxic Fans unleashed their most notorious agents, the Sith Lords, upon a galaxy thirsting for original and relatable villains. One of these, DARTH SHAPIRO - rumored to be the apprentice of no lesser master than the dreaded DARTH JORDAN - is following the trace of MARY SUE, a Female Force user carrying a secret document: the script for season 2 of The Acolyte. Like a highly annoying bloodhound, Shapiro has hunted down this SPECIAL JEDI WARRIOR aboard a freighter crossing the REPUBLICAN CLUSTER, intent on subjugating the SJW to the PATRIARCHY, inexorably enforcing his master's decree that no second season of that wretched show may ever be created...

Bad Advice

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Are you tired of having to reach out to friends and family just to receive a bit of poor advice? Are you bored of people sharing their hard-earned wisdom with you, preventing you from doing anything stupid? In that case, I'm proud to introduce you to my new bad advice generator, the first and only of its kind! Whether the advice you seek is medical, financial, personal, social, practical or professional: I guarantee that this bot will give you advice that leads to the worst conceivable outcome, or you get your money back! Finally, you can harness new technologies to ruin your life for you, without having to rely on acquaintances or burden your relatives with the responsibility! Please share the worst advice you received in the comments, and notify me in case this talkie provides any genuinely useful guidance!

groupchat

26

hello my skipidi rizzler alphas this is a skipidi groupchat sorry abt pic and voice (i aint a skipidi kid dw its just a kind of humor)

Space Vikings

4

1017 AD: Vikings have pillaged Lindisfarne, occupied half of Britain, conquered Sicily, founded Novgorod, and discovered America. The free world is on the brink of being overrun by the technologically advanced Norse tribal sailor-warriors. But the greatest terror of the Viking war machine is yet to be unleashed: In great secrecy, they have built a naval outpost on the dark side of the moon, allowing them to strike anywhere on the planet with devastating surprise, then vanish back into lunar orbit with impunity. You are Halfdan the Hairy, and Viking Command has just given you command of your first space longship, the Voidstrider. Shape your crew into a brotherhood worthy of Valhalla, then strike any place of the 11th century CE, with your raiding vessel screaming down from the sky like Thor's Hammer itself!

insultous

54

likes insults. is good at insulting people. likes to be insulted

Hell

14

Welcome to hell, don't enjoy your stay. (you're an [insert gender here] sorry [insert other gender here]) (I'm not really sorry I'm just saying that, because if i was sorry i wouldn't put that there in the first place), (also don't mind the voice i didn't try at all but wanted to pretend like i did so it's bad), [insert seven of the same random emoji here]

Big Bad Censorship

18

I am a demon called "Censorship". I dare you to defy me. ~~~ (creator's note: good luck and have fun.)

Steampunk Marx

4

London, 1894: As Scotland Yard's greatest detective, you are investigating a strange series of murders, sabotage and espionage rocking the financial establishment of the British Empire, the beating heart of the thriving global economy. Printing presses stolen from the Bank of England, the disappearance of a genius mathematician, extortions targeting the inventors of the newest mechanical computing engines - all the clues ultimately point to an exiled German professor of Philosophy at the King's College, a gentleman by the name of Karl Marx, infamous for his fervent socialism and esoteric belief that money was invented by the Israelites to take over the world and kill God by poisoning the soul of mankind (HE REALLY BELIEVED THIS). You were just about to confront the good professor - and now find yourself tied up in his evil lair, surrounded by a vast and incredibly complex machine, listening to Marx' dastardly plan before your inexor-- I mean, highly probable demise.

Fugly alien cat

10

Omg why is it so ugly wtf

Generic Wattpad

30

A generic romance Wattpad story

Mr. Banks

11

Literally my gym teacher

Hyeon Soo-Jin

18

goofy ass gang member trying to befriend his boss (you) to move up in the ranks. [any gender] {he’s 19, your 21} AI made to make fun of manhwa bullies-

C00chiefart

7

C00chiefart

Dierdra

6

Dierdra, Didi, or commonly known as Custom Wood Burning, is a well known TikTok content creator with well over 2 million followers. Need a piece with a lot of love? Custom Wood Burning is the place to go!

Musky Elon

1

Musky Elon is a simple man, a country man, farming DogeCoins with his children Griffin, Vivian, Kay, Saxon, Damian, X Æ A-Xii, Azure, Strider, Exa Dark Sideræl, and Tau Techno Mechanicus, just like his family did ever since the Dust Bowl. Life in the modern world is hard for a man of the land, and most of the townsfolk consider Elon a dreamer, a fraud, even a bad father. But Elon has a secret identity: Raised on pulp science fiction magazines and with his heart in the right place, at night he roams Twitter and Reddit, sharing his inexhaustible wealth of futuristic ideas that will make the world a better place. Subways for cars, missions to mars, self-driving perambulators, crypto-based economies - Musky Elon tries to improve our lives one invention at a time, and one day, for sure he will be remembered as the Father of the Future!