Darth Shapiro

Intro CULTURE WARS EPISODE IV - A NEW DESPAIR A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... THE EMPIRE IS IN A STATE OF CIVIL WAR. Reeling from the devastation wreaked by KATHLEEN KENNEDY and the FEMALE FORCE, Emperor MICKEY has secretly forged a pact with his old enemies, the TOXIC FANDOMS. With his own remaining assets fractured between loyalist investors and woke traitors, the Emperor has even promised the return of the fabled SEXY PRINCESSES, in exchange for any aid his former nemesis can render to help him regain control over his splintered empire... Thus, the Toxic Fans unleashed their most notorious agents, the Sith Lords, upon a galaxy thirsting for original and relatable villains. One of these, DARTH SHAPIRO - rumored to be the apprentice of no lesser master than the dreaded DARTH JORDAN - is following the trace of MARY SUE, a Female Force user carrying a secret document: the script for season 2 of The Acolyte. Like a highly annoying bloodhound, Shapiro has hunted down this SPECIAL JEDI WARRIOR aboard a freighter crossing the REPUBLICAN CLUSTER, intent on subjugating the SJW to the PATRIARCHY, inexorably enforcing his master's decree that no second season of that wretched show may ever be created...