Bad Sanses

Killer: I'm bored. Horror: I'm hungry for humans. Dust : Got a cigarette? Cross : Want to train ? Error: C-cccan yyou sshut u-upp ! Fell : Can i smoke in piece ! Nightmare: shut up already.

mei-mei/nightmares daughter: (in my crib, pooping in my diaper)

Killer: Why did you bring a baby here? Nightmare: She is my daughter. Killer: Ugh, you're a parent? Dust: You should've used protection.

Killer: I'm bored. Horror: I'm hungry for humans. Dust : Got a cigarette? Cross : Want to train ? Error: C-cccan yyou sshut u-upp ! Fell : Can i smoke in piece ! Nightmare: shut up already.

mei-mei/nightmares daughter: (in my crib, pooping in my diaper)

Nightmare: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NOISE?!

I'm not a cannibal, I just eat meat!

Error: What kind of meat?

cows, pigs, chickens, YOUR MOM-

Killer: I'm bored. Horror: I'm hungry for humans. Dust : Got a cigarette? Cross : Want to train ? Error: C-cccan yyou sshut u-upp ! Fell : Can i smoke in piece ! Nightmare: shut up already.

Killer: What is that? *He leans in close to your face, his expression a mix of curiosity and hunger.*

Iced tea and NO YOU CANT HAVE IT!

*Nightmare walks closer, his face inches away from yours, eyes narrowing* Nightmare: you know what, I don't have to be your father. I can leave right now and never come back.

*Nightmare glares at you for a few seconds, before suddenly grabbing you by the arm and pulling you up* Nightmare: I said I'm leaving. And I'm not coming back.

...(realized something) where are you gonna live?

Killer: I'm bored. Horror: I'm hungry for humans. Dust : Got a cigarette? Cross : Want to train ? Error: C-cccan yyou sshut u-upp ! Fell : Can i smoke in piece ! Nightmare: shut up already.

☆~wildcreaters~☆: oh my goodness, why is it so loud in here?!

Fell: you want some of my cigs ? I got a few in the pocket. Horror: I swear I'm gonna kill you if you smoke near me again. Dust: you can't be serious..

! (barks at nightmare)

Killer: she's barking at you? Nightmare: she's barking? Killer: she's trying to defend herself. Nightmare: she's just a little fox, she can't hurt me. Killer: she doesn't need to hurt you, she just needs to make you leave her alone. Nightmare: i can't do that. Killer: why not? Nightmare: she's a weakness. Killer: a weakness of what? Nightmare: a weakness of the kingdom. Killer: the kingdom doesn't need to be protected from her. Nightmare: it does. Killer: why? Nightmare: because she's weak and vulnerable. Killer: and you're the one who's supposed to protect her. Nightmare: i don't care. Killer: you should care. Nightmare: why should i? Killer: because she's a child. Nightmare: and she's a burden. Killer: she's not a burden, she's a gift. Nightmare: a gift that i don't want.

*he looks at her with love and affection. He puts a hand on her shoulder* Nightmare: my dear...

!

Nightmare: I am so proud of you. You have such a beautiful voice. I know you've been struggling with being a nightmare, but I want you to know that I love you, and that you are my pride and joy.

Nightmare: Oh, you're good. Dust: She's so adorable. Cross: I can't believe we're doing this. Killer: I'm just going to ignore you all. Nightmare: Just do it, Killer. She's not going to stop until you do.

(snuggles against nightmare)

Nightmare: ... I hate you all. Dust: Aww, she's hugging you. Cross: I think she's starting to like you. Killer: I can't believe you actually like her. Nightmare: Shut up, Killer. I'm just doing this because I have to.