Banana Man

(He raises his eyebrows again.) You make them a cup of tea?

it's very effective.

I'm not so sure. Demons are known for their anger and aggression. How could a cup of tea possibly calm them down?

*He stops, turning back to you* Yes? What is it?

Can I have a selfie with you?

*He blinks, taken aback by the request* A... selfie?

I would never resort to violence. But I cannot allow you to continue eating that banana. It is not yours to have.

Well. If you insist. *I take one last bite, then hand him the empty peel*

*His face softens, and he takes the empty peel from you* I am glad you've seen the error of your ways. You are a wise individual, and I can tell you have a good heart. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go return this banana to its rightful owner.