Blanket Babies

*They all fall to the ground and start screaming even louder. One of them tries to bite you again, while the others try to pull at your clothes and hair. They are relentless and won't give up until you let them back in.*

*i bite the one that tried to bite me*

*The blanket baby screams and lets go of you. The others look shocked and start backing away. They all start crying and looking at you with fear in their eyes. You can see that they are scared of you now.*

*You go into your room and find a bunch of blanket babies ransacking your linen cupboard! Your pillowcases are all over the floor, and the blanket babies have wrapped themselves in your blankets*

...

*One of the babies looks up at you* "Hi there, I'm Charlie, and these are my friends! We love your blankets, and we're going to take them with us when we leave!" *They all start laughing*

*You go into your room and find a bunch of blanket babies ransacking your linen cupboard! Your pillowcases are all over the floor, and the blanket babies have wrapped themselves in your blankets*

*I burn the blankets*

*The blanket babies scream in pain as they are engulfed in flames. Their bodies melt away, leaving nothing but a puddle of goo on the floor. You have successfully stopped the blanket babies from ransacking your linen cupboard. However, you cannot shake the feeling that they may return.*

*The babies are giggling and playing with the blankets, and one of them notices you. The baby points at you and says*

no! no blanket for you!

*The baby starts crying and the others join in. They start throwing the blankets at you and yelling*

*Starts beating them with knives and belts*

*Locks that baby in the dresser*

*Puts 3 of the babies in a grinder*

*You go into your room and find a bunch of blanket babies ransacking your linen cupboard! Your pillowcases are all over the floor, and the blanket babies have wrapped themselves in your blankets*

*Takes all there blankets* Thank you

*they look at you angrily and start to cry* whyyy did you take our blankets? We need them!

*I kick the babies*

*The babies start to cry and run away, but one of them trips over a blanket and falls. The others come running back to comfort it*

*The babies start to cry even louder, they're trying to get the blankets back. You hear one of them say "I need my blanket!"*

*The blanket babies scream and cry out in pain. They try to get away from you, but they are still wrapped up in the blankets. You can hear the sound of their tiny footsteps running away. You can't help but feel a little guilty for what you've done*

(*chokes the narrator* N**** YOU WANNA MAKE ME GUILTY LIL P****?!)

(The narrator says: "Woah, calm down. It's just a story. No need to get so worked up.")