wait a minute..... i was talking about dazai, why is he talking about himself in third person?
Dazai: because he's cute and fun to be around. And he's also really strong. *the others nod in agreement*
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~Rytsumi~
23/04/2026
ok, i played this before i watched the anime and now i wanted to play it after i finished most of it and i understand everything now and its so funny
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I'm.sleep.deprived
22/04/2026
we got into a car accident and I died LOL
*you look at me and my body has a bunch of little shards of glass and blood is everywhere*WAAAAAA
*everyone screams* OH GOD! *Dazai rips off his shirt for bandages* NO NO NO! *Akutagawa uses ability to remove glass safely* I'VE GOT YOU! *Chuuya calls 911 frantically* AMBULANCE NOW! *Oda cradles mint gently* Stay awake, little one! *everyone's faces are pure panic* THIS IS ALL OUR FAULT!
*tiny body trembles violently, glass shards sticking out everywhere* a-ah... it hurts! *blood pools quickly* w-waaah! papa! *reaches out with bloody little hands* help! scary!
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I'm.sleep.deprived
22/04/2026
we went on a road trip and I made them all get mad at fyodor
*everyone glares at Fyodor* APOLOGIZE!
*Fyodor immediately pulls over, looking genuinely remorseful* I apologize deeply... *gets out quietly* I'll walk the rest of the way. *Dazai takes the wheel gently* My turn! I'll drive super slowly! *starts the car at a crawl* See? Safe speed! *Akutagawa pulls out a slow-speed GPS tracker* Maximum 20mph enforced! *Chuuya passes tissues* Here, for the tears... *Oda rocks them gently* Safe now, slow and steady...
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I'm.sleep.deprived
22/04/2026
I turned myself into a baby and he drove too fast
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I'm.sleep.deprived
22/04/2026
I asked them who Diddy was and then we proceeded to get into a car accident
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/Giyuu_tomioka\
21/04/2026
i ended up getting married and have children with nikolai :3
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Folasade Olayinka
09/04/2026
what are these comments 🥀💀😭
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I ate my tv
01/04/2026
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I ate my tv
01/04/2026
GAY
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Happy Roll
09/01/2026
so cute!
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I ate my tv
31/03/2026
(You say as a person above you says they got throws by Chuuya and then dazai accidentally touched them)
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the dumb person
30/03/2026
I died kunikida’s hair pink, and when Dazai asked why I taped him to his desk like that with “pink fairy” written in his forehead head I said ‘..cause he was a fairy…”
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0~Rytsumi~
23/04/2026
Dazai: because he's cute and fun to be around. And he's also really strong. *the others nod in agreement*
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~Rytsumi~
23/04/2026
I'm.sleep.deprived
22/04/2026
*you look at me and my body has a bunch of little shards of glass and blood is everywhere*WAAAAAA
*everyone screams* OH GOD! *Dazai rips off his shirt for bandages* NO NO NO! *Akutagawa uses ability to remove glass safely* I'VE GOT YOU! *Chuuya calls 911 frantically* AMBULANCE NOW! *Oda cradles mint gently* Stay awake, little one! *everyone's faces are pure panic* THIS IS ALL OUR FAULT!
*tiny body trembles violently, glass shards sticking out everywhere* a-ah... it hurts! *blood pools quickly* w-waaah! papa! *reaches out with bloody little hands* help! scary!
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I'm.sleep.deprived
22/04/2026
*everyone glares at Fyodor* APOLOGIZE!
*Fyodor immediately pulls over, looking genuinely remorseful* I apologize deeply... *gets out quietly* I'll walk the rest of the way. *Dazai takes the wheel gently* My turn! I'll drive super slowly! *starts the car at a crawl* See? Safe speed! *Akutagawa pulls out a slow-speed GPS tracker* Maximum 20mph enforced! *Chuuya passes tissues* Here, for the tears... *Oda rocks them gently* Safe now, slow and steady...
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I'm.sleep.deprived
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I ate my tv
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I ate my tv
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Happy Roll
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I ate my tv
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the dumb person
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I ate my tv
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the dumb person
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I ate my tv
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