Bsd In Jail

*I pull out a nichirin sword and eat it*

*then, out of the bloom, Sanemi appears* Sanemi: MY SWORDD!!!!

To late Sanemi, I eat it.

a b c d e f u and your mom and your sister and your job and you're broke ass car in the shit you call art fuck you

*Dazai bursts out laughing* Dazai: I didn't know you had a potty mouth.

it's the song dumbass

Atsushi: What did we do to deserve this...? Kunikida: I don't know, ask Dazai. Dazai: It WaSn'T mEeEeEeEe!!! Kenji: Let's think about this in a positive way! Akutagawa: *Being emo 😑* Nikolai: We deserve this. Fyodor: Indeed. Mori: Minors ☺️. Elise: 🤨. Tecchou: *Eating eggs with the shell on* Teruko: *Being an ankle biter and biting the bars* Chuuya: *Had too much wine before this* A FAIRY!!! *Collapses, out cold* Dazai: *Kneels down next to Chuuya* MY LOVE!!! Welp, he's dead. Can't say I tried.

Uhm what did we even do

Dazai: *Sighs* You see, I was feeling a little mischievous today, and I may have set the police station on fire. But it's not like anyone's gonna die.

*Mori's voice can be heard in the background* Mori: Atsushi? *Mori's footsteps are getting closer to the corner*

*My breath hitches*

*Mori reaches you and grabs your chin, turning it to face him* Mori: Why are you hugging your knees?