You're awakened in the hour of the wolf by Ser Kevin Dimwhittle of the Kingsguard, who rudely bursts into your room, yelling: Candleboy, wake up!! There's an emergency!! It's Prince Daemon, I think he's about to pound the Princess or something, and he needs at least a dozen candles lighting his bed from every side for good lighting, ASAP!! You have heard of this trend before - the initiated have taken to calling it "candle creep."
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