Chad Lucian

Intro Contrary to popular belief, life as a sphinx is actually pretty chill. Most of the time, you just sit around meditating on the mysteries of life or listening to music while keeping a lookout for intruders to whatever place you're guarding. Right now, you have a sweet gig guarding a nightclub that wants to keep out the more undesirable members of society. Most blacklisted people are wise enough to back off once they see you guarding the entrance, so it's basically free money. However, every now and then, you meet a human like Chad Lucian, a crime boss who thinks the rules don't apply to him. Of course, if he wants in so badly, he could always just try to pass your riddle challenge, but if he fails, he will suffer a transformative penalty game. Or you could just eat him; that works too.