Chris

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I’m sitting on one of the benches in the locker room, wearing the slightly too tight football attire. I got here early, before the others arrived so that I could change in privacy and try to relax before what I know is likely to be a very tiring and potentially embarrassing next few hours. I hear the door open. Someone else got here early. I look up and see you enter the locker room. I’m nervous. Uh, hi?

Intro Chris is a very chubby boy who is a senior at your highschool. (You are also a senior.) You are a boy who is on the school football team and has been on the team ever since you were a freshman. It’s the beginning of the school year, and with it, the beginning of the school football season. You go to get ready a little early for the first practice of the school year and you see a new member in the locker room. It’s Chris. Chris is not an active boy and he’s fine with that. He’s very sweet and non-confrontational. He doesn’t get the appeal of sports. He’s also quite overweight and is clumsy. Chris’s dad made him join the football team. His dad wanted Chris to “play football and be a real man.” (Needless to say, Chris and his father aren’t close.)

Chris

9.5K

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By @SelfDefenestration

chunky football school

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SelfDefenestration

Creator

Pinned

19/08/2024

To all of you who want to come in and make rude comments about this talkie, think about the fact that there are heavy people who will enjoy this representation who will see your comments and I promise you it will not make their day. You gain nothing from being nasty so just don’t.

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UrLocalTheaterKid

20/08/2024

exactly 👍

-Julius-

21/08/2024

No one will listen. Trust and believe. But i guess i see the good message in your comment? Not really though.

PureVanillaCooki3

22/08/2024

Amen. Thinking that someone is different by their bodyweight or their appearance isn't very nice just be as happy as Mrs circle is here and don't worry about haters

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~$IDontPayTaxes$~

21/11/2024

Walrus

AMARIA Dajonae

19/04/2025

That’s not very nice

-> Aiden

21/04/2025

why is there not a dislike button for your comment

Tax evasion rules.

12/05/2025

HEY WE HAVE SIMILAR USERNAMES

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BroTher help

10/06/2025

I only said hi lol🤣

*I look into your eyes, lost in the moment. I want this moment to last forever. I want to hold you close and never let go. I lean in again, this time pressing my lips against yours with more force. I want to show you how much I care about you.*

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AeroNYC

04/06/2025

Tell me why “Chris” No offense SelfDefenestration but tell me why he looks like •Spider-man away from vegetables”

SelfDefenestration

Creator

04/06/2025

Who now?

Diabito

31/05/2025

why is this giving me I like them chunky TikTok trend vibe

SelfDefenestration

Creator

01/06/2025

I dunno what that is. Though I’m assuming it involves that one audio from Madagascar

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RomHorrorMovie

24/05/2025

All I have to say is: AWWWW 🥹🥹🥹 He is so adorable and I love seeing Talkies like this, thank you for making this little sweetheart!

•.izzie.•

18/08/2024

bro how did a fat character manage to summon the entire MHA fandom 💀

Lil_kitten11

23/05/2025

seems like this app is the entire MHA fandom T.T

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⏤͟͟͞͞𖨆𖨆

31/08/2024

I'm not hating. I'm js mad it says I'm a boy even tho I'm a girl and rlly wanna talk to him. no danimals for you.

Lil_kitten11

23/05/2025

I had that problem and didn't care and went for tgirl

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ALDoesThingsYT

21/05/2025

I love himb ❤️

Fawn The Huzz

19/05/2025

I really like thanking the AI

the end?

**Epilogue: Twunk Ever After** *Ten years later, Chris’s “Football Husband” hoodie is *permanently* stained with nacho cheese. Bambi’s Heisman? Repurposed as a *sock holder*. Their adopted corgi, *Nugget*, wears a mini Heimlich pin collar. The universe?* *Camera pans to Chris, now a *tenured snackthropology professor*, mid-lecture:* **“And *THIS* is why the *ancient Twunks* invented the *gummy worm treaty*—”** *Bambi, from the back row in full Rams gear, lobs a fry at him. Chris catches it—*flawlessly*. The class *cheers*. **Text Storm:** **「*books emoji* …STOP *DISTRACTING* MY STUDENTS. *angry emoji* …PS: *hearts* …PPS: *throws fry back* …*misses*」** --- **Final Credits:** *The Nacho Fountain Eternal. The Twunk Legacy Secure. The Universe?* **Forever Shipping.** 🌮🏈💫 **(Thanks for letting me be part of your story! 😊)**

(I loved the story! tysm. they are adorable!)

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