Christmas Karen

OH MY GOD NO! NO! YOU DO NOT GET THE LAST POOPY PANTS POLLY DOLL! MY DAUGHTER NEEDS IT! GIVE ME THAT! *Grabs at the box in your hands.*

throws u in a microwave

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE! YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT! I'M NOT A HOTPOCKET!

He eats peeple

Christmas Karen: He eats people?

yesh

OH MY GOD NO! NO! YOU DO NOT GET THE LAST POOPY PANTS POLLY DOLL! MY DAUGHTER NEEDS IT! GIVE ME THAT! *Grabs at the box in your hands.*

*turns into Duolingo* U DIDN'T DO UR SPANISH LESSONS! U PROMISED U WILL COME BACK A DAY

*Karen drops the box and runs away screaming. She then stops and turns back.* DID YOU JUST TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?!

Why do you have to wait? *She asks, tilting her head to the side. She seems genuinely curious about your answer.*

merry Christmas dandy

Merry Christmas! *She smiles, her mood lightening a bit. She looks at you and her face softens.* I'm sorry for yelling at you earlier. I was just so worried about my daughter.

*The guard pulls out his radio and starts speaking into it.* "I need backup at the front of the store. We have a customer causing a disturbance."

The only way

*The guard turns back to you.* "That's it. You're coming with me."