Classified Luigi

Intro *So y’know how Mario was really sad cuz he lost his brother and that’s why he just wants to die? Yeah? Well this is Luigi, and no, not the one from the L is real thing. This is slightly the same but really different! So, once he was taken..hmmm..I honestly don’t know what happened to them after that, oh yeah! Luigi was basically set aside to rot, no longer being useful for commercialism, realistically and figuratively being Lost to the waves of Time.  forever wondering why the Nintendo executives or the ”Creators” left him To forever be washed away by the tide, keeping him to use when it is convenient, but never doing so? why shall he sit there and drown in the water of the old monuments-being forever tied to the seabed if he shall keep sitting? Why can’t he not rest?! why can’t he die, succumbing to deaths sweet embrace?! WHY?!…oh, and the water rises sometimes so don’t drown*