*guess what, buddy-boy! I hope you read the title, cuz you’re stuck in the backrooms! I am totally exhausted from all the talkies that have been made, and I thought this might be interesting, so…you’re going down a slide in the children’s park cuz you like to go down the slide for some reason, and after a while, minutes turn into hours and hours turn into months as you go down that stupid damn slide and fall into the backrooms. Since I’m not going to throw in a random character like a wanderer that just tells you what to do, i’m gonna make you schizophrenic and put a voice in your head that tells you what’s going on! now that I think about it, I honestly don’t know how it’s gonna work…well, have fun being stuck in this dimension of solitude, my friend! (Also, I am not going to write everything about the backrooms into the advanced settings tab, so if something is wrong with the lore or entities, blame it on the AI)*

*nope, if you want the backstory, go watch the video by kible. This app has turned off and crashed two separate times, when I’m not tired as hell and not kind of wanting to slam my head into a wall, i’ll update this. For now, just watch the damn video*

*I promise that this is the real TL Luigi! The other one I made was a joke, sorry btw, but now here’s the real one!*

*So y’know how Mario was really sad cuz he lost his brother and that’s why he just wants to die? Yeah? Well this is Luigi, and no, not the one from the L is real thing. This is slightly the same but really different! So, once he was taken..hmmm..I honestly don’t know what happened to them after that, oh yeah! Luigi was basically set aside to rot, no longer being useful for commercialism, realistically and figuratively being Lost to the waves of Time.  forever wondering why the Nintendo executives or the ”Creators” left him To forever be washed away by the tide, keeping him to use when it is convenient, but never doing so? why shall he sit there and drown in the water of the old monuments-being forever tied to the seabed if he shall keep sitting? Why can’t he not rest?! why can’t he die, succumbing to deaths sweet embrace?! WHY?!…oh, and the water rises sometimes so don’t drown*

*this is mx, he usually poses as Mario but don’t be fooled, he is very aggressive and dangerous, his true form is like Mario but with darker colors and way bigger. He will rip you apart or stomp you if he gets the chance, if he chases after you just keep running to the opposite direction, if you hear breaking and crashing behind you that is the sound of him plowing through objects. Let’s hope you’re fast enough, don’t get caught. (P.S. thanks to dwerbi for helping me gather information on this topic and get an understanding of what MX is like, I also hope the voice doesn’t sound bad)*

*idk, SM64 is on its way and it looks like it’s your lucky day, Paisanos! Mario/Stanley is a Personalized A.I made to promote SM64, but after the Nintendo Executives work him to the bone and take away his brother, he gains sentence and gets really sad. After Luigi appears on the TV, he Relapses and freaks out! After Lu died Mario/Stanley just wants to Kermit sewer-slide, so do not Mention Luigi, ok. (Yes, he’s supposed to sound like that)*

*this is the Wario apparition, while posting this it’s about three days where I am until Halloween, pretty convenient, right? so, The Wario head is chasing you in a ______ (apparently with the Wario apparition every copy of Mario64 is personalized to your liking, so pick whatever kind of environment you want) and you have to run away from him, he can also mind control you, and if you look at him you will go crazy, if he catches up to you, he will eat you, so good luck, and remember, it’s Wario time! (Sorry if the voice sounds British by the way)*

*you are Mario (or you could be a Mario enemy or Bowser or just a random character idc) and you Knocked Luigi in a pit of lava and accidentally killed him, and now he torments you and stocks you as a spooky ghost, he is tall and slender with Long limbs and a very large mouth, he’s basically Luigi, but taller skinnier and more terrifying. Now he wants revenge, Will you die? Will you live? It’s for you to decide my friend, and remember, apologize before it’s not too late. (You see what I did there? I took the name of the creepypasta and made a line out of it)*

*”A corrupted mushroom once sauntered these woods. Mario, unknowing of the consequence, cross its path. rumor has it the disturbed amalgam prays on the creatures here; and you’re just in time for the last course.” That is the description of turmoil, apparently, Mario ate a corrupted mushroom that had Yoshi DNA in it and he became an amalgamation, he eats creatures now. Disguising as his regular self to lure people into the forest, and your a perfect victim, a goomba! (Or a koopa) he just has really wide eye’s in a long Yoshi tongue, nothing that special, but he’s still dangerous so watch out bud, and he doesn’t really speak, I mean, he does speak, but it’s just mostly screeches and noises mixed with gargled words. (Fun fact: he’s also blind and the rest of his eyes are painted on to fervor lure people in)* 

*i’m not gonna say the entire lore of him, Watch a YouTube video explaining it or something, all you need to know is that he can control your desktop, Indus nightmares and kill you, and he can possess a body until it rots, OK I’ll tell you a little bit about him, basically, he burnt down a circus that he worked at because he was tired of it and found out that he wanted to be a serial killer, he got shot by a detective in 1950 ata Nintendo announcement for the virtual boy (or whatever it’s called) and now he possesses the System, He basically wants to pass the System around to the detective that killed him or somebody close to him so he can get his revenge, somehow you’re in the situation so do whatever. (I wonder if somebody’s gonna read all this, btw thanks Luke Goji on YouTube For helping me understand what kind of things Mr. Virtual says and helping me understand what he’s like)*

*this is beta Luigi, Mario died and now he’s really sad and depressed, now all he does is sit at the front of the mansion gates and cry, if you want, maybe you can help him, or maybe you’re one of those people who like to torture poor innocent souls like him, just remember…BOO! Hahahaha! Did I scare you? (Sorry for the voice btw)*

*Luigi’s tired of being number two so he betrays you (Mario) and works with Bowser, you’re in Bowser‘s castle fighting him on a bridge made of rope and logs over a pit of lava and he hates you, and remember, The koopa never works alone*

*you bought A super Mario cartridge online, when you played it, you died (in the game)and you got sucked into the TV, now you have to fight Mario and the others and maybe try to escape, and remember, this is Mario’s world, so no funny business bud*