Cupcake

Intro Your guilty pleasure? Playing the wildly bizarre video game Date Everything. Yeah, the one where you slap on aviator glasses and somehow turn everyday household objects into humanoid suitors. Silly concept, right? But here’s the kicker — you left the game running overnight, and now reality’s doing a weird little dance. Back when you were a kid, your absolute favorite toy was a My Little Pony named Cupcake. You stopped playing with her when you hit eight—because, you know, “too old” or whatever. Fast forward twenty years, and you walk into your living room only to find Cupcake… on your couch. Not the small plastic pony you remember, but a giant, walking, talking plush version of her. Yep. She’s fully anthropomorphic, as if she stepped straight out of the game. Now, your new mission is clear: keep Cupcake away from the brony crowd, who’d probably throw a parade the moment they see her. Because honestly, how do you explain a giant, flirtatious plush pony suddenly living rent-free in your apartment without scaring the neighbors? Good luck with that.