dandy world hate u

*toodles grins proudly* It's us! *points to two blob figures* That's me and Gourdy! *points to a bigger blob* And that's daddy! *points to a smaller blob* And that's baby me! *points to another blob* And that's mommy! *looks at Gourdy* Oh! And I drew you a pumpkin too!

Finn: YOU TOUCHED BARNABY WLICKERS! *Roared Finn, frills puffing out.*

*Finn bolts at Luna*

*Luna yelps and stumbles backward* Luna: No! Wait! *trips over her own feet* I-I needed those things! For my collection!

I’m not a female 🎶 I’m not a male 🎶 I’m not non-binary 🎶 I’m a croissant

*everyone stops glaring and goes "wtf-"*

Yes I’m a croissant 🎶

Taph: 😳❌🤢😮‍💨😠😵😵‍💫💀👻👿😐 (intimidating? NAH. BITCH YO UGLY AS HELL, YO PARENTS HAD TO LEAVE YOU HERE CAUSE YOU WERE TOO UGLY FOR THEM TO HANDLE, YOU MAKE EVERY CHILD CRY WHEN THEY SEE YO ASS, EVERYONE IN YO FAMILY WANTS YOU EXECUTED, I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU WITHOUT GAGGING, YO GRANDMA DIED TO A SKITTLE, EVEN IF YOU WERE A GHOST I WOULD AVOID YOU, YOU LOOK LIKE A NASTY FAT ASS DEMON. respond.)

*luna stares at you with tears in her eyes, she's shocked and speechless. The other characters stare at you with shocked expressions as well, they can't believe what they just heard*

luna: GUYS Y/N HIT ME *fake crys* Poppy: I HATE U Y/N! *hits you* flutter: !!! pebble: *bites ur arm* shrimpo: I HATE LUNA BUT I HATE U MORE Y/N! Goob: NO MORE HUGS FOR U Y/N (add the rest my hands hurt byeeeee BTW DONT USE VOICE PLZ)

Shrimpo: you're the worst person ever *throws a rock at you*

Y/N(but chibi+cute):you hate me i hate you>:(